Gamer Swag: South Park

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We’re huge fans of South Park here at GameKoop and in honor of the release of South Park: The Stick of Truth I’ve collected some of the coolest South Park merchandise from around the web perfect for any South Park super fan.

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1) Kidrobot x South Park 3-Inch Vinyl Figurines

South Park Kid Robot

Kidrobot is probably the biggest name out there in the vinyl art toy game, famous for their mini figurines some of which are based on beloved pop culture icons like Futurama and Marvel Comics. Their first South Park Series brings some of the most familiar faces from South Park to life as 3 inch vinyl figurines. In honor of Stick of Truth Kidrobot also released a collector’s pack featuring Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters in their Stick of Truth garb.

2) Official Towelie Beach and Hand Towels

South Park Towelie Towel

“Don’t forget to bring a towel!” Seriously though haven’t you learned anything from Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy? For a limited time only you can get both the Towelie Beach and Hand Towel for $40 and take everyone’s favorite towel with you on all your adventures. I swear to god it’s real this time.

3) Fine Art Prints leftover from South Park’s “Year of the Fan”

South Fine Art Prints

In honor of South Park’s “Year of the Fan” a series of artists re-imagined South Park’s beloved characters for these stunning prints. There are still a few prints left from the extremely limited run and better yet they’ve had their price cut in half!

4) Create your own South Park Merchandise

Create Your Own South Park Merchandise Zazzle

Any South Park super fan is probably already familiar with South Park Studios’ Avatar Creator, but did you know you can now have your custom avatar printed on any of the hundreds of items on Zazzle? If you’re looking for a truly unique piece of South Park memorabilia here’s your chance.

5) South Park: The Stick of Truth Grand Wizard Edition

South Park Stick of Truth Grand Wizard Edition

Finally if you’re really looking to expand your South Park collection the “Grand Wizard Edition” (available on Xbox 360, PS3, and PC) of Stick of Truth can help you out. Not only will you get a copy of the game, but you’ll also get an exclusive 6 inch version of the Grand Wizard Cartman figurine by Kidrobot (that’s right 3 whole extra inches people!), Cartman’s Hand Drawn Map of South Park Kingdom, and the Ultimate Fellowship DLC Pack which gives you four bonus armor sets.

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